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Thu, Aug. 3rd, 2006, 01:10 pm

You have to excuse me but I'm following the lead of a few other people and cleaning up my friends list.

If I have deleted you and you are hurt by it I'm sorry but I thought I was careful to clean off the friends that I have had little or no direct comments to or from in a while.

Some I have left in the list because they amuse the shit out of me.... most are people that I feel post or comment intelligently..... posts and comments without substance take too much space on my monitor and eat up precious memory (if it takes longer than a minute or 2 to digest, it's way too long for me to process) My processor has been off kilter since I was a kid and I certainly can't fix it now.

Fri, Jun. 30th, 2006, 09:57 am
This is cool!

Well, cool for me.

I drive an "emergency" vehicle every day because of the volunteer work that I do so it's easily identifiable (I can't hide very well and everybody knows what I do).

That being said.... this morning driving to work I was on the highway sitting in traffic drinking my coffee, having a smoke and kinda just vegetating. Every night I set my automatic coffee pot to brew my coffee so that all I have to do is put the sugar and chemicals in a styrofoam cup and put a on cover then I'm good to go. This vehicle is a Chevy Suburban and its not the smoothest ride.... coffee sometimes gets spilled. Well, of course, the coffee splashes and pours down the side of the cup like it always does and I do what I always do..... lick the sides of the cup to clean the mess. Now I think that I've done a pretty good job cleaning and I look to the car on the left of me. A beautiful young woman (mid thirties) is looking at me with her lips pursed for a second then with a giant smile she gives me a big thumbs up and fans herself with her hand. Of course I giggled and kept my eye on the road. The traffic was so that we weren't next to each other another time. I got off the highway and went to work with a smile.
I guy my age, forty seven, doesn't usually get a second glance. I mean, I don't consider myself gruesome but I'm no pretty boy if you know what I mean. I'm kinda rough around the edges.... still got all my hair though. I'm OK and OK doesn't get second glances. So this woman lifted my spirit for today... probably a couple of days.
I'm at my office now. I have a Bose clock radio on the credenza behind my desk with a local rock radio station playing constantly. Not very loud, just some nice AC/DC, Metallica background music. The woman that I hear every day but not really pay attention to is talking. She's talking about a guy in an "emergency" vehicle that she saw on the way to work that was caressing his cup of coffee with his tongue and how it made her squirm in her seat. How she imagined his tongue working her like that. How she wished that she was the object that was being cleaned by him and how much she was being turned on by this.
Jeez, I was licking my coffee cup! But then I thought about her working on a lollipop and I came to my senses. She gave out the phone number to the station and said that she would love to hear from this guy..... I just sat and thought that it would be better if we didn't talk.
For the next hour or two I had been listening to all these guys calling in and claiming to be the "coffee cup licker". I am amused and flattered but I feel bad that I didn't call. Not because I would ever want to get together.... I am ecstatically happily married. I just kinda feel badly that she made such a big deal about this and reached out but got no reply.

Should I call, thank her for the boost in self esteem and tell her that I'm married?

Or.... should I send her a rose in a coffee cup?

Wed, Jun. 28th, 2006, 12:29 pm
Sex Cues Ruin Men's Decisiveness

bbc

Images of women such as Kelly Brook can be distracting to men
Catching sight of a pretty woman really is enough to throw a man's decision-making skills into disarray, a study suggests.

The more testosterone he has, the stronger the effect, according to work by Belgian researchers.

Men about to play a financial game were shown images of sexy women or lingerie.

The Proceedings of the Royal Society B study found they were more likely to accept unfair offers than men not been exposed to the alluring images.

The suggestion is that the sexual cues distract the men's thoughts, preventing them from focusing on their task - particularly among those with high natural testosterone levels.

Link to Full Article

What I can't believe is that they had to actually spend money on a study to come up with this information so that they can publish the findings.

They should've just asked me! DUH!

Tue, Jun. 27th, 2006, 10:00 am


OK... Becca.... Let's get to know each other better.



Becca (subtlesabotage) wrote on June 26th, 2006 at 07:32 pm
Rawr.

This will be hard since you don't post enough for me to get some real insight into your life...

1. I’ll respond with something random about you.
You're clever..and that makes you sexy.

*blushing*


2. I’ll challenge you to try something.
Post a photo of yourself here so I know what you look like.

OK


3. I’ll pick a color that I associate with you.
Green. I don't know why...do you have green eyes perhaps?

Sorry, no green eyes... brown. My favorite color is red.


4. I’ll tell you something I like about you.
I like your compassion and your wit. I also like the fact that you're no dumbass.

Your no dumbass yourself. Beauty and brains is a great combination that few have. You are among the few.


5. I’ll tell you my first/clearest memory of you.
I remember you adding me because you had seen me comment in sunny's journal (i think?)

Is it important? I trust your memory before mine.


6. I’ll tell you what animal you remind me of.
A monkey..due to the icon, 'natch.

Curious... yes! Monkey?... Not really, more like a bear


7. I’ll ask you something I’ve always wanted to ask you.
A couple of things: How old are you and how many kids do you have?

47 and I have 2 kids.... eitheeen year old daughter (that is starting pre-med in the fall) and a twelve year old boy


8. If I do this for you, you must post this on yours.

Here it is.... Happy?

Wed, Jun. 7th, 2006, 02:07 pm


You could read the full article that I stumbled across if you want to but I thought that it would be fun if people would just add to the list of funny (or horrible, depending on your point of view) things that people write and say that give you a clue that the person is really not what you thought they were.



10 flagrant grammar mistakes that make you look stupid

#1: Loose for lose

#2: It's for its (or god forbid, its')

#3: They're for their for there

#4: i.e. for e.g.

#5: Effect for affect

#6: You're for your

#7: Different than for different from

#8 Lay for lie

#9: Then for than

#10: Could of, would of for could have, would have

Tue, May. 23rd, 2006, 01:45 pm
And I thought that Palace was cool!


OK, soooooo? I'm not really sure what to think of this. Being a pervert myself.... it sounds cool. I just have a hard time getting excited about cartoons fucking. It's cool looking though because you can see each other's webcams which is always a plus when online wanking! Just another excuse for interactive masturbation. Hope it doesn't piss off as many people as
Palace

Sex in an online game? It's about time. Naughty America: The Game is the first of its kind: A massively multiplayer online world that allows players to do what they've always wanted to: be naughty.
Game play begins with creating a unique fantasy persona by choosing from different body types, skin tones, and clothing options. Choices can be changed or modified at any time by visiting plastic surgeons, clothing shops, hair salons, tattoo parlors and other in-game hot spots. Next up, players embark on world-exploration -
The Game features three different, eye-popping neighborhoods; each with their own distinct flavor:
- Downtown offers gritty nightlife, back alleys, sex shops, video arcades, and loft apartments.
- Uptown has outdoor cafés, a stunning central park, a casino, and luxury condo accommodations.
- The Beach offers boardwalk games and activities, a cruise ship getaway, poolside bars and clubs, swimming, and seaside housing.

naughty america the game

Thu, Dec. 15th, 2005, 12:10 pm
Speaking of bondage


Wednesday, November 30, 2005
School Bans Bondage Pants

Excite News

WINONA, Minn. (AP) - Winona Senior High School has prohibited students from wearing a certain style of baggy pants because of safety concerns.

"Bondage" pants - pants with several straps that hook from each back pocket to the opposite pant leg - were banned about a month ago. The school's dress code committee decided that students shouldn't wear any strap that could be unsafe, whether made from chain or fabric, said associate principal Jeff Sampson.

Although the straps haven't caused any injuries at the school, Sampson said they could possibly hook students onto something or someone and would be especially dangerous around shop class equipment.

Junior Ed Chick and his friends said the straps would rip off the pants once caught and most are too high off the ground for others to trip over.

Students said the new prohibition is aimed at groups who some label as "Goth" or "freak." They said teachers have been less stringent enforcing the dress code among students in other groups who wear skimpy blouses, T-shirts promoting alcohol or pants that show underwear.

"We've all been yelled at or called to the office," said junior Carl Schreiber, who was told he couldn't wear pants with cuffs 1.5 feet in diameter because he could conceal a gun in them or trip.

Sampson said about 15 students have agreed to remove the straps, and "a handful" were suspended after refusing


I love bondage pants.... I especially like the tight ones on women. I bought a pair of them for my wife and she looks hot in them. She wears them without the straps but black pants, no back pockets, tight, with loops and zippers..... hot hot hot!

I think that lots of times the schools are very concerned about protecting students. Sometimes though, the administrators get a little too out of hand. These "goth" kids are sometimes really creepy looking. Hey, what shock do the kids have today to drop on their parents. My dad used to freak out about my long hair and scruffy beard all the time. I looked like a hobo lots of times. Today fashion is more mainstream. Kids like short hair. They like nice jeans and tops. My daughter wishes that she had the body that my wife has so that she can wear what my wife wears (seems like my daughter has gotten all the less desireable traits from both of out families.... my wife is very fair skinned. She has to worry about being exposed to the sun, I'm very dark skinned. My wife is the short one in her family... 6ft tall, I'm only 5'9".... my daughter is 5'2". That kinda stuff).

I find nothing wrong with bondage pants, I have a hard time understanding my son with half his ass hanging out because he straps his jeans really low but hey, its a style.

Wed, Dec. 14th, 2005, 01:17 pm
Blindfolded Santa Hanging From Noose At Home Upsets Neighborhood


A large blindfolded Santa hanging from a noose from a high tree in a man's yard has angered homeowners in a Florida neighborhood, according to a Local 6 News report.

The Santa doll, which neighborhood children can easily see, was put up by homeowner Ron Stroia at his home located on 555 West 50th Street in Miami Beach, the report said.

The Santa also has his hands and legs bound by some type of wire.

"Now the kids are sad with that, you know, because they say it's not fair with Santa," neighbor Tanira Giacian said. "Santa should be around bringing their gifts, looking for the gifts, and not hanging on a tree. They're just kind of scared of that."

Since the display was put in the tree, neighbors have called police to get it removed, but officers said there is nothing they can do because the homeowner is protected under the First Amendment, Local 6 News reported.

Stroia would not talk with reporters, but did say by telephone that it's his right to display the Santa whether neighbors like it or not.


"This has really caused a big stir in the neighborhood, this is just cruel," Farnsworth said.


Is it me? I don't know what he's trying to say. All I know is I would've laughed like an idiot if I had seen this on my neighbor's lawn but hey, my kids are old enough to deal with it.... I don't know what I'd do if my kids were smaller. I guess it would just be time to explain to them that this is what happens to people when they take too many drugs and mix it with coffee.

Tue, Nov. 15th, 2005, 01:06 pm

It's funny that I've had anxiety about today. I hate change. Change in weather, change in schedule, just plain change in life. I've had this class scheduled,for work, since earlier in the year. It requires me to travel into Manhattan. I spent a lot of my life here, never actually living here but working and playing.
Now that I am here, I remember why I love it so much. The class is interesting but no where near as much fun as lunch. The weather is still not so bad... Overcast but around 60. I found a restaurant on 41st street that has sushi take out. I brought my lunch to Bryant Park and grabbed a table near a large path that many people use to cut through from 42nd to 41st and vice versa. One of my favorite things to do in the city is people watch and I have the best seat to do just that. while I was sitting 2 supermodel type women sat at the table next to me. Not only were they having a normal quiet conversation but they were noticing the same things that I was. The nerdy guy walking and talking on that nasty of nastiest... The Nextel (I have one but I use it like a phone so that the world doesn't have to hear my whole conversation), and the looks and stares that they were getting from the passers by. It seemed that they were giggling at the same people at the same time that I was. Suddenly I was included in the banter with them. We laughed for a while together. It was nice and relaxing.
I have to go back to class now but a lot more relaxed than before lunch. I love interacting with people. I'm looking forward to dinner and tomorrow.

Thu, Nov. 10th, 2005, 08:01 am

I just had to post this here




Tomeighto
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Perfectionism is just an excuse for being lazy!






Something that erica057 and I just thunk up.

We are fucking brilliant!

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